I am Senor Water Moose, also known as Renovek and Quidditch-Wench. Here you'll find some old artwork and writing. If you'd like to see my new stuff, check out renovek.tumblr.com!

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#ramblings of a moose #i'm sorry #i'm just having one of *those* days.... #sigh
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Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

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prayzer:

did anyone ever tell the Backstreet Boys why

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wowsteven29:

howigothealthy:

sodamnrelatable:

Two scientists walk into a bar

The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”

The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”

Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Poor Em.
It gets even more fun when the dinners are parent approved, but I hate them. Case in point: Last night’s chicken cacciatore.
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"Emily plan out a menu for the week or two so we can get a cohesive shopping list."

"Okay, how about this, this, and this?"

"Eh. Nah, Dad’s sick of chicken. I’m sick of pork and Leah doesn’t eat pork."

"Er…okay, how about this, this, and thiiis?"

"That one’s okay, but the rest we’ve had too much."

"…..What about these?"

"Eh…Maybe…"

#ramblings of a moose
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tinawarriorprincess:

psychmajorpizzamaker:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

optimus-primette:

stunningpicture:

He designed this special shoes, shared between him and his paralyzed daughter just to make her feel the sensation of walking.

WEEP DAFEELS PENETRATE ME

Oh my goodness

This is probably so good for her body, too! Imagine her muscles getting moved in ways they don’t normally and she is upright and hopefully not having any pressure spots! This is lovely in so many ways!

This is a wonderful invention, but the man in the picture is one of the testers. He is not the inventor. The inventor was an Israeli woman named Debby Elnatan who developed this with an Irish company for her son.

tinawarriorprincess:

psychmajorpizzamaker:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

optimus-primette:

stunningpicture:

He designed this special shoes, shared between him and his paralyzed daughter just to make her feel the sensation of walking.

WEEP DAFEELS PENETRATE ME

Oh my goodness

This is probably so good for her body, too! Imagine her muscles getting moved in ways they don’t normally and she is upright and hopefully not having any pressure spots! This is lovely in so many ways!

This is a wonderful invention, but the man in the picture is one of the testers. He is not the inventor. The inventor was an Israeli woman named Debby Elnatan who developed this with an Irish company for her son.

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Mousson Atelier jewelry collection by Vero Nic.

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That’s kind of rude of her.
Yeah. I’m trying to think of how to politely decline the offer. I know she probably had good intentions, but still…
#sexyslytherinsadist
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…. what a orc humping bitch. she has no reason to do that. unless you asked for diets to try then she should mind her own fucking business
Yeeeaah I’ve never asked for stuff like that, since, well, diets never work for me. It just baffles me why she sent it in the first place XD
#senorita squids
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starbucksenterprise:

"omfg is that a next generation top? so you think picard is better than kirk? wow loser kirk is way better!"

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"what, really? you like the reboot? you’re not a trUE fan omfg i bet you’ve never even seen the original series!?!!!?!?"

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Soooo I opened up Facebook this morning, intending to crack a few egg jokes since Leah and I dyed eggs last night, but all that was abruptly halted when one of my acquaintances sent me a totally unprovoked PM, asking if I’ve heard of such-and-such diet and how I should give it a try.

….How am I supposed to react to that?

I mean. I know I’m fat. I’m constantly reminded of it every day. And I know she means well, but…I honestly don’t know how to react. Should I pretend to be thankful and just ignore the diet stuff? Or should I just tell her that I’m not really looking into diet stuff since they’ve never worked in the past and there’s no way I can afford an all-organic diet right now? I’m honestly perplexed.

#ramblings of a moose #overly concerned aquaintances
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