Neither a senor nor a moose. Art/writing blog: renovek

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"There are now 2 mass shootings happening a month."
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roane72:

Reacting to the news about Captain America. <3

roane72:

Reacting to the news about Captain America. <3

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renovek:

Apparently, someone was idiotic enough to not only insult the Excalibur in front of Isis, but did it while also insulting her cooking. They’re lucky she’s a 110lb half-human who is easily picked up by blind, Andorian security officers. PS These two are from a multiverse DND/VNV run. Isis is half human, half betazoid. She comes from Caldos II, which is basically Scotland, but she also spent half her childhood on Betazed. So, essentially, when she gets angry, out comes a mixture of English, Celtic, and Betazed -but, in this case, I used Estonian, since that’s the sort of area Betazed was influenced by in the show, apparently. K’lrasa, on the other hand, is an Andorian who, throughout our multiverse adventures, became blind and can now wield the beginnings of the Force. Yes, that force.

renovek:

Apparently, someone was idiotic enough to not only insult the Excalibur in front of Isis, but did it while also insulting her cooking.

They’re lucky she’s a 110lb half-human who is easily picked up by blind, Andorian security officers.

PS These two are from a multiverse DND/VNV run. Isis is half human, half betazoid. She comes from Caldos II, which is basically Scotland, but she also spent half her childhood on Betazed. So, essentially, when she gets angry, out comes a mixture of English, Celtic, and Betazed -but, in this case, I used Estonian, since that’s the sort of area Betazed was influenced by in the show, apparently. K’lrasa, on the other hand, is an Andorian who, throughout our multiverse adventures, became blind and can now wield the beginnings of the Force. Yes, that force.

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A house of women now. Bitter old women with a taste for blood. Women do not forget. Women do not forgive.

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uglynewyork:

He has spoken.

uglynewyork:

He has spoken.

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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: How to Train Your Dragon (Movies)
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, Astrid Hofferson, Ruffnut Thorston, Tuffnut Thorston, Gobber the Belch, Fishlegs Ingerman, Snotlout Jorgenson, Stoick the Vast, Original Female Character(s), Gothi | Viking Elder, Original Male Character(s), Mildew (How to Train Your Dragon)
Additional Tags: Action/Adventure, Humor, Fantasy
Summary:

Being the wise woman of Berk is a trying task, especially when dragons are involved. Knowing she won’t be around forever, Gothi takes on an apprentice: A young half-troll girl Gobber had taken in when she was just a baby. Raised alongside Hiccup, Gothi knows full-well how much trouble Thora can cause, but the elder has trust in whatever the Wyrds throws her way.

There. I broke down and did it. You can find this story on both my AO3 account and my ff.net account. Comments welcome and appreciated~

(p.s. this is NOT hiccup/oc. it’s hiccup/astrid)

#renovek's fanfiction #httyd #fanfic
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FF.net, why do you always make me agree to the guidelines when I’m submitting a new story? You’d think with my 4th one, i’d know them by now…

#ramblings of a moose #still trying to think of a summary #i gotta make dinner soon...
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renovek:

A quick sketch I did of a full-blooded troll to compare Thora to, since she’s a half-troll (or even less. Gobber’s not sure if she’s actually part troll or part hulder; he just knows he found her and raised her).
My mental picture of trolls is loosely based off my favorite artist of all time, John Bauer. His trolls tend to be rather cute and not terribly frightening, though (see http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c7/John_Bauer_1915.jpg for an example) and, well..In most myths, trolls have their bouts of scariness (especially the ones who are more akin to Jotunns than to humans), so I’ve always pictured them as a bit more fearsome than Bauer’s trolls.
This one kinda came out looking like a troll version of Tuffnut….Weird.

renovek:

A quick sketch I did of a full-blooded troll to compare Thora to, since she’s a half-troll (or even less. Gobber’s not sure if she’s actually part troll or part hulder; he just knows he found her and raised her).

My mental picture of trolls is loosely based off my favorite artist of all time, John Bauer. His trolls tend to be rather cute and not terribly frightening, though (see http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c7/John_Bauer_1915.jpg for an example) and, well..In most myths, trolls have their bouts of scariness (especially the ones who are more akin to Jotunns than to humans), so I’ve always pictured them as a bit more fearsome than Bauer’s trolls.

This one kinda came out looking like a troll version of Tuffnut….Weird.

#renovek draws
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callmeoutis:

armorgan66:

hints-of-sarcasm:

There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time. 

I recognize the council has made an apology, but given that it is a stupid ass apology, I have elected to ignore it.

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thank you director fury

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beanthemotherfuckinmachine:

senor-water-moose said: ………You…You have got to be kidding me…..Ugh, Sounds like I’ll never be heading back….

Oh no, don’t say that! The fee is $78. It’s a little too much for me right now, so I’m going to try to aim for winter quarter.

We should try to go back together! Winter 2015! At the very least, I could try to pitch in for you or something

As much as I would like that, I’m still not entirely sure if going back to school is for me. If I do end up going back, I may try culinary school. I’ve already got the basics of that down, at least, lol. I just…meh. My interests have changed so many times over the years, I’m actually kinda scared to make any sort of commitment, especially one that will eventually need thousands upon thousands of dollars to maintain :/

#beanthemotherfuckinmachine
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I did dinner prep and even ate lunch. I still didn’t come up with a decent way to describe this new fic.

Also, I’m watching Dirty Jobs and I will never get over how perturbed by geoducks (gooey-duck) Mike Rowe is.

……Yes, spellcheck, ‘geoduck’ is a word. It’s a clam. A clam that looks like a giant, uncircumcised penis, but a clam nonetheless.

#ramblings of a moose #dirty jobs is always a good show to watch when bored
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No parent should have to bury their child.

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